We're just a creative team in search of an agency
who shares in our dream of building a giant, killer robot.
We simply need to win enough awards to melt down into parts.
Then it's goodbye advertising, hello world annihilation! Did I
mention our robot shoots golden pencils out of its eyes?

Why help? It takes a lot of awards to make a giant, killer robot,
so you know the work will be good. You'll also be in a more
favorable position once the new order is established.

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